Apologies to the originator of this phrase: "You might be a redneck if" you are from Oklahoma and have a shopping cart hooked onto the back of your SUV in the parking lot of a new luxury apartment complex built in a dredged and filled Arkansas savanna next to a wet prairie

Stay tuned for the video. Won't be better but maybe slightly different.
Please click on image to ENLARGE view of Oklahoma license plate and shopping cart in parking lot in south Fayetteville, AR., on January 29, 2010.